The most delicious and fool-proof way to insure a tender and juicy turkey with a gorgeous golden skin. Your family will love this! Recipe here: 16 lb Turkey, preferably fresh, cleaned, giblets and neck removed and patted dry 3 Tbsp of Coarse Kosher Salt (I use Mortons) 1-1/2 Tbsp of Brown Sugar Freshly Cracked Black Pepper 1 Stick (1/2 cup) of Unsalted Butter, softened at room temperature Zest of 1 Lemon 2 Cloves of Garlic, grated 1 Tbsp of Very Finely Chopped Rosemary 1 Tbsp of Finely Chopped T

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