Arnold wrote the band's 2000 breakout hit in high school algebra class ...

He wrote the band’s breakout hit, “Kryptonite,” in a high school math class, and would go on to be nominated for three Grammy Awards.

And the award for most harrowingly extended metaphor goes to… 3 Doors Down! This band predated, yet somehow out-awfuled, the faux-emo sad-bastard macho chest thumps of Puddle Of Mudd, Stone Sour, ...