A hoodie drawstring doesn't get much attention until it no longer does its job. And, how did it fall out anyways? Did you pull it, or did it magician its way out during the dryer cycle like mine do ...

Dr. Elizabeth Yuko is a bioethicist and adjunct professor of ethics at Fordham University. She has written for The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Atlantic, Rolling Stone, CNN & Playboy.