Did you miss the Sci-Fi Channel premiere of Anaconda 3 (review) starring David Hasselhoff this weekend? Good news: the DVD is already scheduled for an October 21st release. Or you could just watch the ...

HUGE news today for fans of poorly rendered CGI snakes! You know you want it! You’ve been waiting months for it, no? Hello? *knocks on screen* Hello? Screw it! I’m gonna get this outta the way anyhow!

This would be a whole lot scarier if the tagline actually read… “David Hasselhoff: HE can taste your fear.” Alas, we’ve got what we’ve got: A DVD cover for Anaconda 3: Offspring with the Hoff looking ...